Dear mom: I thought you clearly understood that Ballantyne and I do not like the food in the can with the purple label. We only like the food in the can with the green label. How many times do we need to puke it up on your bed before you understand?
We’re very disappointed in you but are willing to give you another chance.
tuna or salmon would work nicely.
disgruntledly yours
Gladly
Lisa MacColl
Posted at 10:27h, 14 SeptemberDear mom: I thought you clearly understood that Ballantyne and I do not like the food in the can with the purple label. We only like the food in the can with the green label. How many times do we need to puke it up on your bed before you understand?
We’re very disappointed in you but are willing to give you another chance.
tuna or salmon would work nicely.
disgruntledly yours
Gladly
Charmian Christie
Posted at 23:19h, 14 SeptemberDear Gladly,
Keep it up and I’ll stop cleaning your kitty litter.
No tuna for you!
Lots of love.
Your female human slave